Thursday, April 28, 2011

April 26, 2011: Humorous Article on What Super Power Superman Wants



TheOnion.com has posted an article online written from Superman's point of view, answering the question, "If you could have any superpower you wanted, what would it be?"

    Most people can't answer right away because there's so many to choose from. But not me. I know exactly what I'd pick, hands down, every time: invisibility.

    Just think about invisibility for a second. No one can see you. You're there but not there. You could be in the same room with someone, standing inches away, and they wouldn't realize it. Sure, they could reach out and touch you if they wanted - but why would they? They wouldn't know you were there! Heck, an invisible person could be watching me this very second, and if not for the fact that my super hearing allows me to detect a heartbeat anywhere in the world, I'd have no way of knowing.


Read the entire article at TheOnion.com.

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